“…publication is not all it is cracked up to be. but writing is.
Writing has so much to give, so much to teach, so many surprises.”
-Anne Lamott, bird by bird

Whether you realize it or not,
you’re a writer.

What you may not be aware of
is the jaw-dropping places
Writing can take you…

Wanna find out?

You’ve heard it.
That thump, thump, thumping in the back of your mind.
(Or maybe it was your heart.)

The rattling and straining of that locked pirate’s chest inside you
Begging, pleading, demanding to be opened.
What’s inside?

(Hint: It’s not a boggart,
Though plenty may be blocking your path,
Masquerading as lack, unworthiness, or self-doubt.)

It’s time to fling open that box!
To discover the diamonds under your rough!
To claim your inner Goonie and go after that treasure!

What does this have to do with writing?
Oh, only everything.
You need a key to unlock that box, right?
Well I got your key right here
And it’s shaped like a pen.

Join me and your new BFFs for Every Other Sunday.

It’s part writers’ workshop,
part mastermind group,
part soulcraft.

But before I tell you why it’s worth your valuable time
(and cash)
Let’s discuss why you might not want to carpe this particular diem…

“I’m not a writer.”

Can you hold a pen/punch a key/dictate?
Newsflash: No matter what your 8th-grade English teacher told you, you’re a writer.
This ain’t rare air; writing is truly for everyone.
And if you tell yourself you’re not a writer,
You’re cutting yourself off from an incredible source of
Power, self-knowing, and support.

“I don’t have time.”

We make time for what’s important.
I’m a mom of two incredibly wild children—I get it.
Making time often is not easy.
But if you want something enough, it’s there.

“I don’t have money.”

I believe it was the Dalai Lama (or was it Dr. Strange?) who said,
“Meditate for 5 minutes every day.
If you don’t have that much time, make it an hour.”
Boy, howdy, are we gonna talk about money in this group,
Including uncovering and addressing some of your most
hidden and cherished blocks around it.

“I’m just not interested.”

Okay, cool. You’ve done all your work.
You’re as big as you can get.
Everything’s great.
And your life’s already full of amazing people
And you don’t need any more love and support.
No prob.

“More Kelly is not something I want/need in my life.”

Seriously? Who are you?
I’m kidding. I kid.
This (and I) might not be your particular sip of scotch
(Or Shirley Temple).
And if so, that’s fine and dandy.

BUT:


If you want to fall so in love with yourself
And your amazing heretofore uncovered you-ness
That you start to swagger like Mick Jagger;

If you want to make friends with some awesome
Folks who like you are ready to
Do some epic, next-level s***;

And if you want to unleash your inner Lamott,
Goldberg, Lorde, Angelou, Waters, Coates, or Gladwell
In the process…

Then this, my friend,
Is a train you do not
Want to miss.

Here’s the deal:

We meet Every Other Sunday,
12-2pm EST
February 3-April 14.

That’s 6 sessions.
And to ensure you get the max out of each,
I’m limiting the group to 8 people.

Each week you’ll get a writing exercise
(it won’t take a ton of your time—don’t worry)
Plus we will do some impromptu imagination work during “class.”

We’re gonna meet on Zoom
(so yeah, you can be pantsless, but please don’t tell us)
And I’m going to record the calls and give you access.

Just click here to apply.

But wait, there’s more!

Everyone in the group also gets
A 60-minute one-one-one with me
To use however you want—

We can work on your writing,
We can work on life stuff,
We can talk about Kyrsten Sinema’s swearing-in outfit… whatever.

So that’s 6 group sessions of 2 hours each,
Writing exercises and other cool soul-crafting tools (that, coaches, you can share with your clients),
And a one-on-one with me.

Just click here to apply.

Okay, okay, how much dough are we talking?

Normally, 13 hours of my time and loving attention
Would add up to more than $2,000.
You’re gonna get it—

A combination group-coaching,
Soul mastermind,
AND writers’ group—

For $825.
Oh wait, that was a typo.
It’s actually $625.

This is the most me you can get for that amount,
And through the work you do in this group,
More importantly,

You’re gonna to get the most you.

Just click here to apply.
(But be aware that I’m closing registration
as soon as we reach our magical 8.)

 
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I’m kelly madrone,

and I approve, well, actually I wrote, this message.
Read about me here, and about some stuff I wrote here.